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From:     Alexander James <acjames148@????.ca>
Date:     Sun, 10 Aug 2003 13:13:59 -0600
Subject:  Re: Formation of Crystal Shells
An alternate twist on shells:
An excerpt from The Wanderer's 'Contemplations of the Migardian Time
Prophets' ramblings', reprinted in its' entirity (without reference) as
chapter twelve of  Providinghelpandprotectioninamosttimelyfashion
Whooossssh!!!'s 'PositivelyPracticallyInfinite EncyclopaedicCodex of
Temporo-spatial Meta-quantum mechanics'
"...Understanding therefore that all life and matter is proliferated and
supported by the actions of often invisible elemental and spiritual source
portals We conclude that 'the Void' is a misnomer for extra-atmospheric
wildspace....
...and similarly cold is variusly caused by proximity to para-elememtal ice
or negative energy portals, independant of shortages of heat, just as...
...which also explains the temporo-quantum mechanics of Silent spells...
..., thus it has been proven that crystal shells are a non-physical entity
of the highest magnitude.  This designation entails the complete lack not
only of physical and spiritual matter but also of resonation conduits to
source portals for the same....
...Such absences are caused by the existence of a potential energy well
around the source portals coorelated to the adhesive and synnemic properties
of resonance conduits by which they form a celtic knot pattern throughout
wildspace....
...Upon reaching the crystal shell one finds that propagation of matter and
energy is no longer supported, creating a sensation of absolutely
unbreachable hardness.  But since the resonation conduits are sparse here
even the weak and unenlightened magics of coin-shaving, skinflint Arcane can
bend them to form time portals into the extra-spacial, pseudo-temporal
betweenspace sometimes called the pholgiston.  So easy is this task that
more active systems have naturally occuring phlogiston portals at their rim.
"
in the gloss: 'Even after meeting the Arcane in person, I can still not
fathom what breed of neogi they are; this question I leave to you, my
readers and students.'
marginal scribble by Mr. Whooossssh!!!:  'what a bunch of stuck up people
those Midgardians, scoffing at my time machine like it was some child's toy
and not even having the decency to discuss improvements!  On the other hand,
I did get to ride one of their knarr's through the phlogiston, on an
interplanetary trip, marvolus device; they wouldn't discuss improving that
either.'


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Formation of Crystal Shells    Danton May    09 Aug 2003 16:08:11
Re: Formation of Crystal Shells    Static    09 Aug 2003 21:09:16
Re: Formation of Crystal Shells    Danton May    10 Aug 2003 15:04:22
Re: Formation of Crystal Shells    Alexander James    10 Aug 2003 19:13:59
Re: Formation of Crystal Shells    Danton May    12 Aug 2003 11:49:48
Re: Formation of Crystal Shells    Danton May    12 Aug 2003 11:54:16
Re: Formation of Crystal Shells    Alexander James    13 Aug 2003 03:05:36

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