Re: Hangon! He called us GEEKS!

Okay.


Third Edition:

That gives us an Attack of Opportunity.... rolls some dice..... Armor
Class 43. And a critical hit. Wheeeweeeeuuuw. A full 78 points of slashing
damage.


Second Edition - Players Options

I will use my mace of intellect for a Knock Down roll. I roll a 12 so even
large creatures will be knocked away. Standing at the railing of my
Flitter I will point the 5 feet move straight back.... and over the
railing.


Second Edition

I will use my Scimitar of Speed to slice you down while standing in
Keomunds Universal Glue.... so it will be something like a cheese slicer.
And we use the slices to boost the armor of our ship with leather-like
materials.


First Edition

Spell what? Is that something like Dispel Magic?.... Oh Spelljammer. Like
in the ships??? So I have to fire a constant stream of evocation spells
into your sails just to keep you moving??? Like these spells.... and
starts casting.......


Draft Version

Let me introduce myself. I am Gyrax and I have this wonderful idea about a
brand new game......


> I think the only remaining apparent point of this list is for game
> publishers to advertise products in the hopes of getting a few sales
from
a
> dedicated geek audience.

I take offence to that!!

=> Will he grab the pistol, the cutlass or the bombard for
retalliation????

wheres my patented microsoft nvidia chipset anti-flamewar ring of
protection
+5 vs ppl who have barely posted on this list!!!

=> No use Tilaurin. You are standing in an anti-magic field of total
gameterm ignorance generated by a newby :o)


anyone else seen it??  lol ;)

=> Nope. It is friday evening here and being late in my working day I am
almost sound asleep here. Missed it completely.

Now see thats the sorta off-topic thing thats better than whining man,
humour ;)  Hope you arent taking offence cuz it certainly aint meant that
way :)

That said Nancy is right - either unsubscribe, do something constructive,
or
start a flame war - just do a fav and do it on a diff list ok??

=> Well as long as the links lead me to some new deckplans and new ships I
really do not mind. When they start leading to just advertisements I will
start to get annoyed. Keep up the good work jammers :o)

Greetings Flits3

http://flits3.aeoius.nl

Tilaurin.
"Dying swans/twisted wings,
Bring this savage back home."
Brave New World - Iron Maiden

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