Something we've all experienced...

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The included message came to me from a friend on the net.  Considering
that every once in a while we on this forum get spammed, slammed,
flamed, and whatever else, I thought some of you might enjoy it.
While it's not directly frame-related, it does apply to our use of
the net.

And if you've seen this before, it makes poetic sense that you now
see it again.

	Ken Lipka
	klipka@????.com


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I shot a query into the net.
I haven't got an answer yet,
But seven people gave me hell
And said I ought to learn to spell;

A posted message called me rotten
For ignoring mail I'd never gotten;
An angry message asked me, Please
Don't send such drivel overseas;

A lawyer sent me private mail
And swore he'd slap my ass in jail --
I'd mentioned Un*x in my gem
And failed to add the T and M;

One netter thought it was a hoax:
"Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!";
Another called my grammar vile
And criticized my writing style.

Each day I scan each Subject line
In hopes the topic will be mine;
I shot a query into the net.
I haven't got an answer yet ...

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