Wildspace Story

Here's a really dumb one.  A Scro, a Dracon and a Hadozee visited the home
world of the Giff (well they actually crash landed).  On talking to the local
residents (Giff) they found out that a certain Admiral Hogar of the Third
Giff Great Bombard Fleet had a magical horse that could carry all three
through wildspace at spelljamming speeds.  After months of waiting they
finally got an audience with Admiral Hogar.  The Hadozee was typically foul
mouthed about waiting for so long, and the Dracon insulted the Admiral
because he thought the Admiral's name stood for a sandwhich.  The Scro, being
a short tempered but efficient being killed both of them.  He then accepted
a wrestling  match with the admiral.  After recovering from his injuries the
Scro was given the horse as a gift from the Admiral.  He died two days later
when he was examing the horse's strange barrel like mouth.

The Moral of the Story.  Never look a Giff horse in the mouth.
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The above story was either written by me or I found it in a trash bin.  It all
depends on if you liked it or not.
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